With a name like Bunny Crumpacker… She’s unlikely to disappoint. Especially about two of our favorite subjects: FOOD and SEX. Crumpacker (teehee) details how human desires go hand in hand, with hunger and horniness being the most potent of them all. From Eve and the apple to modern cannibals, I’d say she covers a little bit of everything…
I found this book INSANELY readable. I mean, really, you had me at sex and food, but still. Her writing style is a rare blend of wit and humor and I wizzed through this book in about a day. Who doesn’t find cannibals interesting?? Could you eat human flesh if you had to do it to survive?
I don’t even like fish!
It’s interesting to note that the two things we crave most in life–the two things that are actual essential to human life–are the two things we feel the most shame about. We want too much, we don’t want enough, we starve, we stuff, we hump, we die.
A perfect bath tub book ❤
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I happened to pick up Grace Pundyk’s little gem whilst casually strolling through unexplored sections of my local library. She succeeded in taking me on an adventure that many authors can only hope to replicate. And she was lucky enough to experience it firsthand.
I’ve been interested in beekeeping (and honey) for many years, but it was only in the spring of 2011 that I decided to do anything about it. My college offered a non-academic apiary class open to the public. The meetings were only once a month, so how could I say no? There I got to experience beehives and the honey making process up close and personal, even building my own hive and keeping my bees for nearly a year before they succumbed to an invasion of wax moths while I was in England.
Pundyk, like me, took an interest in bees because of their delicious golden upchuck. Honey.
This interest in the product, as well as the industry, led her on what had to be an almost year long around the world adventure. (If only we could all be so lucky to have those traveling funds!) She explored Borneo, England, Australia, New Zealand, China, America, and Russia and how the unique techniques and attitudes of the area influence the local honey–not to mention how the terrible pests and mysterious diseases that now abound are threatening supermarket shelves globally…
I found this book absolutely riveting and my only criticism is that I didn’t have the opportunity to stow away in her luggage!
A new favorite is hatched.
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In his astonishingly interesting book, The Wild Life of Our Bodies, Rob R. Dunn takes us on a very intimate journey. From modern day who we are back to prehistoric who we were. He postulates that many of our 21st century afflictions are caused by lack of microbial, bacterial, and parasitic presence in our bodies–that we evolved to function with, not against.
Many of us now live in “First World” countries and as a result we are exposed to far fewer bacteria than ever before. Everywhere you look there are water filters, hand sanitizers, and antibiotics galore! As a result, things like anxiety, autism, allergies, dementia, etc… are caused by the body attacking itself rather than its normal battle against intestinal parasites. In Third World countries, it is practically unheard of for a child to have autism. In the US, nearly 1 in 7 kids is diagnosed.
While Dunn is NOT saying we all need to go off and swallow some worm eggs to calm ourselves down and get back in tune with nature–he does raise some interesting points. He also has the most logical explanation of the appendix’s function that I have ever heard.
A new favorite.
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Ahh… Facebook. That time-sucking DELIGHTFUL waste of my life. How I
loathe love you!
I admit, I check my account at LEAST a dozen times a day. I love it. Add Instagram and you had me at hello. If anyone was destined to read The Facebook Effect, it was definitely me.
Unfortunately, instead of leaving me inspired to start my own mega-successful superbusiness online badassery, I just felt… bored.
The whole thing read like a 400 page news article. Would you like to read a 400 page news article? Didn’t think so. I had hoped that the book would be injected with the kind of witty, silly, intellectual humor that seems to be the heart of the site. Nope. It was dry, bland, and strictly black and white.While it was informative, you can only read SO MANY pages of college grads sitting on the floor typing fervently at their computers before your eyes glaze over.
And even after reading TFE, I don’t feel like I know who Mark Zuckerburg is as a person anymore than I did previous to the book.
But really, I can only thank everyone who was involved with the creation of Facebook, because seriously… do any of you remember what you used to do with all that spare time?? I sure don’t. But my advice is skip the Facebook book and just go straight to the site. That’s all you really need to know.
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Everyone who knows me well knows that my one deep dark aspiration in life is to become a published author. Seriously, on my bucket list–seeing my name on a shelf on a table at (or honestly, even in a corner of) Barnes & Noble–this dream comes before all others. And what, might you ask, am I actively doing to achieve this goal?
Jack diddly squat.
I make excuses, I fiddle around. I clean my house. I turn on the tv. I look at those godforsaken demon-spawn time-sucking websites (that I ADORE), Facebook and Pinterest. Basically anything other than sitting still and putting words in a new document.
(Whatever dude, that blinking cursor is scary).
In Why We Write, twenty authors explain how they stay motivated, get past the cursor heebie-jeebies, and produce/publish their work. (And from the sounds of it, it seems many of them find the writing process as torturous as I do… Although there are several jerks who “can’t NOT write.” Well poop on them). I found myself dog-earring a ton of pages and I plan to write them all down in my “writer’s” notebook. (See? I have tons of ideas of things to do other than write!)
This book arrived at my door as an unexpected gift from my cousin, and I intend to put it to good use–just as soon as that laundry gets folded…
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